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	Your Neoboard Personality! Who knew that so much of Neopian culture could be encompassed in just 20 questions about the Neoboards? by indulgences
	Ancient Medicine Reasons to visit the old Ruki of Shenkuu... by niebelheimkonto
	How To Survive The Neoboards There are certain things about the Neoboards that every good Neopian should know. by loomi7
	How to Bathe a Kadoatie The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation. by resurrectedwarrior
	10 Reasons Why Your Pet Should Be Mutant They might seem gruesome and evil, but some of the kindest pets I've met were---yes, Mutant. by ishachapurplepup10
	Not Just Your "Average" Abode Do neohomes really matter? How can anyone POSSIBLY win the Neohome Spotlight? Well, let me tell you... by flamesbball
	Confiserie's Dictionary Are you new to Neopets and don't have the lingo down yet? Or are you in need of a refresher course? Either way, my dictionary will do the trick. by confiserie
	How to Build a Spotlight Worthy Gallery Maybe you have admired the lovely trophy that comes with winning the Spotlight. It is quite shiny and pretty, isn't it? by jillian3_3
	The 10 Best (and Cheapest) Pieces of Furniture I'm here today interviewing one of Neopia's finest furniture collectors, Alabaster Chesterdrawers. by flying_tigre
	Dungeon Dash: Race for a Better Score! You can control either AAA or Abigail and help them escape Roothless and the dungeon! by gooie629
	What To Get With 150 NC It's always good to remember that what you'd love to wear isn't always what your pet would love to wear. by nonexist

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Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..."

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Of Magnets and Mayhem
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I knew she would love it. I also knew that I couldn't afford it. I mean, I'm a petpet...

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Fine Line: Part Four
When he left his office to pursue a fugitive, the grey Tonu was swift and ruthless. He had captured and detained countless tomb raiders...

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Behind the Smile: Part One
"I'm trying to figure out how I can talk to a smiley," I explained. "Any ideas?"

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News Around Neopia
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!

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The King of Meridell
What kind of person steals?

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