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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts

This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe
The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!

Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!

What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.

Also by emmymyemmygirl

by jester_xyz

Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?

by babyazndragon
Budgeted Gifts for Valentine's

Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year?

by ridiculer
5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest

This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?

by jockylocky
Happy Un-Valentine's Day

We caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...

Also by squishable

by popolopolis_the_3rd_

Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine

Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...

Also by water_park1993

by imogenweasley

Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?

Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...

by tashni
A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's Gift

You’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere.

by love_charmed
Celebrating Lenny Day

You THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.

by chicenhog
What Type of Fangirl Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?

by birdinggal
 
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"Dancing at the Edge of the Abyss" by thinxalot
Jhudora was a naturally impatient person. That is, she had enormous reservoirs of inner fortitude and perseverance, but she rarely bothered to call upon them, because she grew much less irritated if she used the quickest way to get what she wanted. In this case, that...




Other Stories


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Crystal Clear
He'd take the crystal ball right from under Jhudora's crooked nose. Fyora's rewards would be well worth the effort...

by nut862

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A First Valentine's Day
Dear Diary,

Yesterday I found out that chocolate covered meatballs do not make a good gift...

by merlynshade


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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Five
Siyana looked at Tor and Altador. Her eyes were filled with worry and fear. "I don't understand what's taking so long. Fyora told us that she'd meet us here..."

by ewagon

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Masquerades: Part Four
He rounded the corner in time to see two pets exiting a room, the smaller of the two locking the door after them. James instantly shrank back into the shadows...

by punctuation_ninja

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Eclipse and Dazz Adventures 1: Surprise in a Box!
Don't think I bought these for you!

Idea by rery360

by mystical_fork


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Qnde & Szoo: Finding a Valentine, part 1
This is going to take some time...

by shubi5



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