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	TNT's Everlasting Pranks "WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight... by lavalampsnake99
	Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore A happy Chia is an undigested Chia! by carrotopian
	A Conundrumming Interview I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with... Also by xxxtattooxxx by lions_critters
	Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination? Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain... by temari_san_no_hoshi
	Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction? No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie? by qazx301
	The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered! When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers... by chlorinejunkie
	Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose? Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences... by kittygirl5170
	The Dirt on the Earth Faeries Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you. by pyrosquirrelx
	A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing... by brains03
	10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing Happy April Fool's Day! by donuts_254
	Faerie Wars: Tactics Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you. by ladyariel32

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"Lucky Everything" by monkeybytes
"Yep, I got another Spotted Paint Brush today. Sold it already. Bet I don't get anything for a month now, though." She laughed. "I also won two codestones on Tombola and saw the travelling library with a lovely Moehog who gave me a book worth fifteen thousand neopoints..."

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Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!"

by costa_rican_girl

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Smelly Protests
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher

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Traitors And Warriors: Part One
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin

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Another Hero's Journey: Part Twelve
Two weeks later, Trestin was slowly recovering from its ordeal with the bandits, and business went on as usual – except...

by precious_katuch14

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Dirt, or Paint?
Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^

by wirlhwind

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Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy"
Your shoelace is untied.

by starburst_hamstar

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