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Top Secrets Revealed: Dr. Sloth's Answering Machine

A while ago, a great secret was revealed to the whole Neopia. Probably not a lot of Neopians noticed this, since they were busy trying out for the competition in which this secret was announced indirectly...

by shadowcristal
NeoQuest II Survival For Newbies

Yes, it was a good day to be an adventurer, and that 's just what I intended to do. But what happened, I hear you ask? Well, Kat - also known as precious_katuch14 - happened, as I shall show you...

Also by tambourine_chimp

by precious_katuch14

How To Roleplay: Style!

This is not a guide for those who know nothing of the basics of roleplaying, but for those who would like to improve...

by orginalcliche
Reviewing The Tax Beast And The Problems he Supplies

I'm positive a lot of users here have a bank account at the Neopian Bank, but for those of you who don't, be warned!

by tropicanadude107
Collecting Stamps

All kinds of Stamp types albums and sorters (No such thing, I made it up), are collected by enthusiasts, but Stamps suit all budgets and there are collectors’ guilds all over Neopia...

by iwantyours
Neopia's Twenty Toughest Trophies

Neopians from all over compete to get on the top of the high score tables and earn trophies to display. Many of us even collect them, trying to fill our page with every trophy in Neopia...

by wporygon
Let Me Tell You a Story...

My favorite contest, without question, is the Storytelling Contest. Perhaps it’s because I enjoy writing. Maybe it’s because I like the 2000 neopoints and the rare item...

by nightcrawlers_secret
The Mystic Mushrooms of Neopia

If you are interested in the Mushrooms of Neopia, the most bizzare veggie of them all, why not check this out?

by jockeygirl64
 
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Toughest Trophies



Everyone loves trophies; those gold, silver, and bronze figures on our user lookups that proudly tell everyone how great you are. Neopians from all over compete to get on the top of the high score tables and earn trophies to display. Many of us even collect them, trying to fill our page with every trophy in Neopia...



Other Stories


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Anthoneisha
Anthoneisha looked up from her glass of chocolate milk, which she had been staring at intensely for no particular reason other than complete boredom. "You can't adopt a Chomby, you already have four pets," she said logically.

by joey200010

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Dream
Why couldn't she have been born a faerie? She longed to live in the clouds now, more than ever before. Nobody would bother her!

by bananas_and_cream

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For The Life of a Pirate: Part One
Wouldn’t it be fun to sleep in a hammock instead of a boring, unmoving bed, with the salt spray in his face and the wind blowing across the deck?

by nut862

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Savak: The Redemption - Part Eight
“Lupes on the plains follow a single leader as we do, your Highness,” Jearii said. “It’s only natural that he would show you the same respect that he would give his pack leader, if he didn’t hold that title himself.”

by zephandolf

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_Lost_
This isn't the best place to be...

by friends_buffy

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Snowager Trade-Off
Well? I had to give him SOMETHING so he wouldn't blast me...

by darkwolf__untamed



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