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10 Items To Get You Ready for Usukicon!


by oi_tio_to_na_globo

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*High-pitched screams* OH-MY-GWORTZ! The best event of the year is here! Usukicon! It’s a pink parade! This is the time all of us doll collectors go absolutely CRAY-ZAY over the new releases, the playsets, the collector’s editions, the goodie bags… *sighs* It’s like Usuki Dreamland, right? The name is Lucie, by the way! You may know me as Neopia’s biggest Usuki fan, some even may say… frenzied Usuki fan!

     You are absolutely mistaken if you think you can wear whatever to the event. This is NOT the time to be comfortable—it's the time to shine and show everyone at Usukicon that YOU are the ultimate Usuki fan with your Usukifit. Got it?

     So get in, loser, we are going to steal these 10 ideas that will make you, like, the coolest Usuki fan ever!

     Usuki Dream Car

     

     Vroom vroom! Everybody make way for this pink cruise! You have to arrive at Usukicon in style, and you'll be turning heads with its red velvet seats and glossy finish. Is it a fast car, you may ask? What is its engine like? Silly questions! The only thing that matters is looking cool! And you will look absolutely FABULOUS in this car.

     10th Birthday Usuki Birthday Lunch Bag

     

     Cool collectors stay well-fed and energized throughout the entire event. That’s like, the basics, you know? This Lunch Bag is not only THE cutest thing, but it’s also super high tech- whatever, and it keeps your food warm (or cold!) for a long time! Which is exactly what you need, because you’ll be walking for HOURS to snag the best deals on Usuki dolls.

     Usukicon Event Brochure

     

     A fashionable Usuki fan is a prepared Usuki fan! That's rule #1! That's why you want to have a Brochure of the event with you, so people know you mean business. And don’t forget to use it—looking lost at Usukicon is never a good look! The event organizers even made the brochure cute enough to color coordinate with your outfit, so take advantage of that, silly!

     Usukicon Y15 Attendee Badge

     

     This is a hot topic of debate among big Usuki fans—some like to use old attendee badges to show they’ve been here since the beginning, others prefer the latest one to show they’re up-to-date on trends, and some super fans wear them ALL at once! No matter your choice, make sure you colour-coordinate your lanyards with your outfit so you don’t end up looking like a Chia Clown. No one wants to look like a Chia Clown.

     Usuki Thought Bubble

     

     No thoughts, head… full of Usukis! You don’t need to think of anything other than the books, the sets, the makeup, the goodie bags, and the endless lines you’ll wait in for that limited edition Usuki Doll you’ve always dreamed of. Let everyone know you’re all about Usukis! Usukis! Usukis!

     Usuki Rosy Cheeks & Lashes Makeup

     

     Have you ever wanted to achieve that doll makeup that only a production line and not-safe-for-the-skin products could achieve? Well, get your hands on a Usuki Rosy Cheeks & Lashes Makeup and you’ll be looking like a real-life Usuki Doll at the event. Can you imagine walking around and being mistaken for a doll? OH-EM-GEE! The dream!

     Attention: Usuki Rosy Cheeks & Lashes Makeup is perfectly safe for all types of fur, fins, scales and skins. Do not feed it to Grarrls or Skeiths. That would be a waste of product.

     Chatty Usuki Flip Phone

     

     You’ve got to let everyone know you are there first and that you’re having the time of your life! And not with just any phone, okay? You need a Chatty Usuki Flip Phone! Not only will you stay connected with all your besties thanks to its amazing service, but it also matches every Usuki product you could think of—even the blue screen matches the Usuki Boy products. They were like, so smart about that part.

     Handheld Stack of Usuki Boxes

     

     No need to look like you can’t carry boxes anymore—make your purchases work for you! Usuki Industries creates the cutest boxes that colour-coordinate perfectly with everything on this list, so you might as well walk around holding them. Extra points if your outfit matches the Usuki outfit, like you’re twins! People will stop you for pictures all the time. Strike a pose!

     Fun in the Sun Usuki Wig

     

     Doll collectors know the power of wigs—you can transform into anything you want just by changing your hair! With the Fun in the Sun Usuki Wig, you’ll rock the latest colour trend for Usuki fans in a limited edition style that’s hard to find. Each lock is individually curled and set with Faerie Ixi Hair Spray to keep flyaways at bay, ensuring a perfect look from the moment you put it on to the moment you take it off!

     Pink Usuki Fan Jacket

     

     Big fans wear their pride on their chest–big Usuki fans wear an Usul on their Pink Usuki Fan Jacket! Convention halls can be chilly with the air conditioners blasting, so you’ve got to be the cutest bundled-up fan out there. And don’t worry, the pin won’t fall off, so you won’t lose it! Not many fans have this gem, and you will be the centre of attention!

          Oh… my… Gwortz! This is it! The perfect look for a day at Usukicon! From head to toe you will be exuding Usuki, Usuki, Usuki! No one can tell you’re not a super, duper fan, and you will be looking cute from the moment you arrive, to the moment you leave! Not only cute, but well-prepared, energized and organized!

     Don’t forget to stay excited about all the newest releases and embrace your favourite interests unapologetically, friends! But most importantly, be respectful to all the other convention-goers. Everyone wants to have an Usuki-ful time, just like you! Share snacks from your lunch bag, give a ride home to your long-time-no-see friends in your cute convertible car, and have fun!

     This has been Lucie, your frenzied Usuki fan! I hope we can meet during Usukicon this year! And if we can’t… Well, there’s always next year!

     

 
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