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Issue: 707 | 13th day of Storing, Y17 |
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Picture Me This
by msjanny
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 Something I Don't Already Know
“Why is it that every time these twin Wockies organize a parade, we’re the ones sent to clean after it?”“Shut up and get to work, Cornelius,” Carmichael glared at the Werelupe, pulling off the latex gloves from her fingers. The ghost Xweetok groaned, tying her hair in a bun. Her translucent face was stained with flaked skin and red spots, her Howie coat unbuttoned and in a state of disarray.
by cherishtwilight |
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 The Top 5 Foods from Meridell
Ironically, Meridell is not known for having the best food in Neopia even though much of what is eaten there is grown on local farms. In fact, it is widely known as one of the worst places to get a tasty meal.
by emilyralphy |
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 Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Six
Carnival folk and townspeople were against them, but Mary and Charlie were small and fast, and the collapse of the Big Top had taken much of the field’s lighting down with it. The darkness was a shield. Peter, seizing an opportunity with the confusion, kicked Esther Fastbelly very firmly in the shin and made his own escape.
by herdygerdy |
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