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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part Five
I drew back my coat and saw that Chloe was curled up on her side, her little trunk of a nose unfurling and refurling with each gentle snore.

by horripilated

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Thumbs
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The Absolute Must Read Guide on Everything Liquid
Since the beginning of time, neopets have been drinking liquids. Yes, awe-inspiring, is it not?

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Ouch! My Hair!
It's so yummy!

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