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Running Faster than Destiny: Part One

"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"

by tj_wagner
Dark Friend: Part One

They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy
 
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The Perfect Avatar



Have you ever been wondering: What IS my perfect avatar? What will people think of me with this one, this one, or this one? Well, than you have come to the right place! Believe it or not, many people judge you by your avatar. For example...



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A Simple Matter of Money
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...

by fading_foliage

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Dirty Habits
Kristie cheered and skipped happily out of her room, dodging the many plushies, books, boxes and other miscellaneous items that cluttered her floor...

by jayandcourtneyk

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The DiamondEyez Review - All About Unknown Diseases
These conditions are rare to come by, but they can affect your pet and you need to be prepared to deal with them, since the hospital can barely diagnose these cases, much less treat them...

by goldenpaw

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"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms
If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine

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Pterrific
The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost.

by tropical_tweety6

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Chomby and the Fungus Balls ACCIDENT
Note: you know how rock stars jump into the crowd? THIS is why fungus balls shouldn't...

by goodie_2shoe8



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