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Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror

On the fourth day, they found neggs...

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The Petpet Field Guide: Part 1

A wandering naturalist's journal documenting Petpets in their native habitats.

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The Mysterious Affair at Gremble Arms

The breeze on the veranda was just as bracing now as it had been when Kiyoshi had followed Minerva out here scarce minutes ago, but now it felt more oppressive than refreshing...

by tamia_silverwing
Team Sloth Returns

Alarms continued to pulse throughout Virtupets Station. From the crowded marketplaces of the Commerce Ring to the silent docking bays along the outer hull, emergency lights flashed across every corridor...

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Tales of the Plot Complete

Maximilien followed Pepper back up to the room from the grappling hook and towards the hallway. She had a map device which was able to...

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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet



---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...



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The Mutant Meetup
In the Haunted Woods, you had two choices for lighting — dim or flickering. And if you were especially unlucky, there was no choice at all, and you ended up with both.

by stella_123_5

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Old News
The clinking of forks against plates barely managed to fight its way past the cacophonous roar of the many, MANY Neopians dining at Exquisite Ambrosia, with their voices coming off instead as a meek set of pin drops in comparison to the crowd...

by opossumman

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The Gourmet Club's Mutant Day Banquet
It’s that time of the year again when we celebrate Neopia’s delightfully unconventional and wonderfully unique pets, the Mutants!

by lornsky

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Mutant Neobusiness Communication Guide
A guide to help you communicate with your fellow Mutant.

by wallks

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Mutant Madness
Can you solve these Mutant puzzles?

by faeriequeenoffire

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A Mutant Ogrin's Best Friend
...is a fellow 3-eyed Petpet, Triffin! Collab with rurirawr

by fivemilliononly



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