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Current Weather

A hairy situation.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by certifiabletrash

Adopting A New Species Is Hard...

Whoops, nevermind.

by blueberrymuffinpops
Lame Pun: Dining Out

We Talk About Food A Lot

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part I

In which Kaune shows the most polite way to wake someone up.

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: Loofah!

Aww, isn't it cute?

by mbredboy31
Around and Around They Go...

The Ixi got quite a shock.

Also by she_chose_love

by sophieauditore

Dinner with the Scarlets: Morning Matters

A good morning is one spent sleeping.

by june_scarlet
Look At All These Cakes!

Cakes galore!

by iana_19
The Nut Farm

Rink Punner

by ramheart
Bright Birthday

Lighting things up in a whole new level.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Jhudora's Brush

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

Woes of a Labbed Bruce

The average Bruce is 80 cm tall

by ketchup547
The Discarded Grundo Plushie

Kindness isn't exactly encouraged...

by waternymph12
Hide and Seek!

Now that's a cool way to camouflage!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: Dueling Decks

I mean, she has a point.

by elementdragongirl
Jhudora's Back!

Her true evil scheme.

Also by Krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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The Soft Side of Eliv



Hello, Neopia. My name is Claire, and today I’ve ventured into the Haunted Woods to have a chat with everyone’s favorite Kacheek: Eliv Thade! He’s been nice enough to lead me safely through his castle (so far) to the library, where I now sit by a warm fire on a very dusty couch—but I’ll write that off for his lack of servants. While Thade prepares himself for my questions (he mentioned something about tidying his bandages), I try to make myself at home.



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Heavy Metal
A Mote. A particle, or speck of dust. A tiny, inconsequential amount of something, usually pictured floating off to nowhere. A little bit of somethingness to punctuate the nothingness. This might be what always made me uneasy, when I thought of motes - that emphasis of space. At least, I think it was; before that day, when I started thinking something else.

by placebo_533

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In Color
I’ve known Dagny our entire lives. She grew up in the underground Bori tunnels in Terror Mountain. From the very beginning, she was different. Artistic, intelligent and optimistic, she was the complete opposite of every other Bori. It never bothered her that she had no Bori friends, but she did have me. et me explain that I am not her Petpet. My name is Erna and I am Dagny’s imaginary friend.

by 77thbigby

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Top Games to Celebrate Kacheek Day
Kacheek Day is upon us! A fabulous day to celebrate one of Neopia’s most loved species. For this years Kacheek Day, why not indulge in some of the games listed below that feature Kacheeks. Some are easy, some are hard, but all are fun!! And a great way to commemorate the wonderful Kacheek species.

by gattacaa

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More Of Your Neopets Neuroses!
There's certainly no lack of neuroses around here. Although my first article was chock full of our quirks and idiosyncrasies, it still took me a mere hour to collect a brand new batch of neuroses for this second article! I canvassed the Neoboards, asking my fellow players what their neuroses are. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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Beneath the Haunted Woods: Part Seven
The siblings stuck close to the cavern wall as they made their way through the slanted Cliffside. Clara had her back towards the wall, firmly gripping Parlebb’s arm, keeping her from falling over the edge should she lose balance.

by shadowknight_72

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Never Again, Spiced Apple Pie: Part One
Grundo’s Café was as busy as ever. The canteen on the recreation deck of the Virtupets Space Station held a myriad of Neopets unwrapping their rehydrated Chicken Dumplings and carefully nibbling their Electric Nachos. Wall-mounted screens showed the latest in news and entertainment from around the galaxy, including an interview with some Alien Aisha musicians and the latest strike on Sloth’s forces on some far-flung world.

by cosmicfire918



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