Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 275 | 19th day of Sleeping, Y9

Comics

	Say What? Liquid toast, anyone? by jjjellybean121
	VERY Random Events: Omelettes Do your pets ever complain like mine do? by the_panther17
	Random Something You can always find new uses for things! by silvermare200
	Anyway When Mharluxia encounters the Monocerous... o.o by wolfendusk
	The Snowager is an Artist An evil shadow appears! by rose_cel
	Sweet Dreams Nighttime is ALL the time! Idea by firegirldesigns by amit_oryan
	Battledome, Mummies, Balloons, Oh My! Why do mummies have ballons? by komodo_matta
	Work It Out - Shadow Neopets It's a beautiful day here at the beach. by melissa_melly618
	Slorgarific Adventures: Happy New Year! Halloween was months ago! Written by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Raining Kougras and Gelerts And the vending machine strikes again... by x__broken_dreams
	Hideous Transformation This could explain how the princes and princesses in "Kiss the Mortog" became mortogs in the first place. by frost_faerie
	Razzle Dazzle Friend Bob by khestrel
	I'm In the NT! Well... Tac gets too excited 'bout being in the Neopian Times. by dingohybrid
	RAWR: Duck And Cover Nice timing... but not for Adam. D: by voogie123
	Do You Ever Get the Feeling... ...that you're being followed? by loubie_04
	The Umbrella Adventures of a Ruki by optimystique
	Restocking Madness Too slow? by cthulhus_child
	Kougra Comix Whee! by teenagerobotfan777
	Kawaii - Happiness It could also buy you a comic with backgrounds!... by crow213
	Tailspin But that was the one you picked? by cannonsmbt
	A Special Petpet This is what happens when you use the petpet lab. by kristoffer_lc
	Dribble's Diary Who's the smarter one here? by 777lucky_7_gal777
	Fully Equipped #3 There's a small catch to those Clockwork Grundos, you know. by dudeperson41
	The Gallion Ranch In celebration of Bahamut_86's "new look"! Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	An Average Day at the Brightvale Scrollery Those scrolls are getting awfully dusty!! by fries682
	The Real Face of the Pant Devil Help! by moi80
	Abnormal Espionage - The Count Hurry up, Count! by kazenkori
	Why Invisible Aishas Shouldn't Have Golden Teeth Smile! :D by zwart_maanlicht
	Fiesty Freaks You can say that again. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Under Water Fishing Nothing like fishing, eh? by superxspork
	Poof! How come your intelligence is higher? Also by mcquackers2 by mcquackers
	Just Another Comic How ironic! Written by judepet by jamz76
	Gnorbu Day! And in the middle of winter too. Brrr... by ratcake

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"Love Will Find A Way" by sarahleeadvent
"Go away," he snapped irritably. "Can't you see I'm busy finding a way to annihilate you?" The Gruslen emitted a soft yawn that nearly swallowed its face, then hopped up onto Sloth's lap. "No!" the evil genius barked, shoving it roughly onto the floor. The Gruslen sprang back onto his lap. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on. Sloth shoved it off. The Gruslen got back on...

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Rejection: Natalia's Story
"Who say ya'll got nothin'?" came a voice from behind her...

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Rules of the House
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by micrody

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Volcano Run II - A Brief Run-Through
Before we delve deeper into the game strategy, let's take a look at the differences between the two game versions...

by emtz

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Coffee Habits
Whether it is served with biscuits or even ummagine, coffee is everyone’s favorite wake up call that puts that early morning smile on your face, but what does your coffee say about you?

by evilsierraassassin

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Amelie Wins The Battle: Part Two
"Quiet! Quiet! Yes, you at the back, that includes you, everyone, SHUT UP! My name's Lizzie, and I will be taking you for Battledome courses. Now, you are all on Grasshopper courses, but hopefully..."

by bethany4ever131

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The Hoarders: Part Seven
Kannice stepped diagonally and was standing in front of her next victim. "What do you know about today's robbery?" she demanded. "I need to know everything. Time, who was involved..."

by ruff_zette

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