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Issue: 453 | 23rd day of Swimming, Y12 |
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Save the Wheels? Pah!
Listen up. May I ask, have you donated to the 'Save the Wheels' campaign? You most likely have, and quite a bit too. I assume you thought those donations were going towards renovating Neopia's most popular wheel, the Wheel of Excitement? Well, that 'nice, friendly, caring' red Lenny hardly needs well over three billion neopoints to do that, now, does he? TNT would do it for free! That Lenny is a cheating conman! And I have evidence!
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Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.
by dolcebby |
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Royal at Heart "How else do you think Faerieland stays up?" I asked, scratching his head. "The faeries have a special spell that makes the clouds solid enough for them to live on."
by treihaven |
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Ascension: Part Eight 'Tell us what she plans to do and we can stop her before it is too late. Otherwise you may have to answer to "Queen Illusen" come morning.'
by d_morton |
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