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Papa's Got Jokes


by whssoftball11

 
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The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement.
Who determines spectacular exactly?

by goldensif

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Neopet Pronunciations: A Research Experiment
Though many Neopians have played for a long time, it seems that many of us have been pronouncing the most of basic of names incorrectly for years and years, according to The Neopet Team’s official pronunciation guide

by klarevoyant

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With Friends Like This...
No more omelettes!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx


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Grooming: An In-Depth and Creative Guide
When it comes to grooming your Neopets, there can be much more to it than buying a 5NP comb and calling it a day. For some Neopians, grooming is an art form. We are passionate about caring for our pets, and we want you to be passionate, too! This guide to responsible, expert Neopet grooming will get you thinking like a true NeoCosmetologist.

by invader33



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