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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia
by _roddy
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Great stories!
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 Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit?
Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
by itchyfan220 |
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 The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know
where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what
their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."
by azellica |
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