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All for a Freebie

Amidst the occasional scream and monstrous roar, she spotted a vase with a simple red trimming. It was perfect for her neohome. Or so it seemed...

by kushbi
It's a Slorg's Life

In Bugga's Slorgs, there were many people and their neopets looking at them and all of Bugga's Slorg items. Someone, take me home, he thought...

by greenjunglekitty
Taking a Sick Day

It was very early in the morning, but a certain Yellow Usul had been awake for hours, preparing. She had a huge math test at school that day and she was determined to miss it...

by saphira361
What Goes Around Comes Around... Punk

As she approached the counter, she was silently going over what to say. Excuse me, ma'am. I really want that Icklesaur over there...

by imaqtpie398
Riding Desert Waves

"Aww, Sage," he groaned. "I wanna do something fun."

by sois_sage
A Part of the Family 2: a Xweetok Brother

Crazy listened to the playful bickering between her pets. It had been nearly three months...

by guy_sebastian_crazy
Renee and Charlie

He was afraid of a lot of things, but Renee knew how to make him get up and go. The key was a white chocolate Gelert...

by kittie93
The Baby Problem

Mistletoe pouted. "I can't!" she grumbled. "Don't know howta swim."

by grapesourhorse
At the End of the Rainbow

It all started when I happened to be visiting Krawk Island. It had started raining, so I took refuge in the hotel...

by queen_starshine
Tales From Cabin Eight: the Creature in the Cabin

Cabin Eight, however, was the worst of the lot. There seemed to be something about this cabin, a bad aura if you will...

by dan4884
Ronyshia, Princess of Ahsla

When the princess walked out of the Haunted Woods, she found herself on the outskirts of the Lost Desert...

by kioasakka
My Life as a Reject

"Ah, Cadbunny, you're here at last. I have your report here, and I'm afraid there are some problems with the way you were assembled."

by moolyyours
Wussy Pirates?!

"Wussy pirates? Wussy pirates? WUSSY PIRATES, MY PEG LEG!"

by timber_wolf_789
 
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"All for a Freebie" by kushbi
After a filling lunch of cheese omelette, she had trekked to the lost city for a workout. The deserted tomb was not at all empty, with many others scouring the ruins for freebies. Amidst the occasional scream and monstrous roar, she spotted a vase with a simple red trimming. It was perfect for her neohome...




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