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All of the Birthday Fun with None of the Calories!

---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, Walda the Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! It’s that time of year again; Neopets’ birthday is coming up! Of course, Neopets far and wide like to celebrate, preferably by eating cake. However, a few of us refrain from eating cake--- Walda: WHY?! Who wouldn’t like cake?! Preferably chocolate cake. Christine: Because cake is full of sugar and calories. Also, some people are lactose-intolerant. Anyway, I have gathered some birthday-themed items which will allow us to celebrate Neopets’ birthday with none of the calories. Walda: I WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!! Maldice: No, you brat...

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