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Issue: 483 | 25th day of Awakening, Y13 |
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 | The Remnant: Part One"Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you."
by jokerhahaazzz |  | Oh No, Not Again...: Part OneQuitting your job without any idea where you're going to work afterward is really stupid.
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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...
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One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.
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