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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part One

Mr Marcus ignored his secretary, and instead focussed a fake smile on James. "You won't have to worry too much about rain where I'm sending you."

by punctuation_ninja
Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part One

The entire family was going on a vacation to Mystery Island—for a week!

by christmas_ice
 
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Popularity Is Just a Word



What did they do wrong, why do people fewer people like them than the vain Uni? Why are they not classified as "popular"? These are questions I'm sure they are constantly pondering- so I took some time to examine the 6 bottom easy-to-create pets and look through their flaws and strengths to find why they reside so low on the list and explain why Neopians may want to give them a second glance...



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How the Robot Learned Love
He was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.

by doeful

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Singing Despite Snowfall
What good was it being the richest Neopian if you couldn't do anything with the riches?

by yellowsugardog

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MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine
Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian

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Life Without Toilet Paper?
It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences

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The Ithalyas Chronicles - The Stormbringer #1
A new place; a new story.

by kattrish

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Tweaking Neopian Games #5
Dubloon Disaster

Art by vampirebunny180

by myssinu




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