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Guide to Gooey Goodies

Nothing makes me happier than imagining myself eating some of these ooey gooey sticky, messy foods. For the love of food, I don't want any 'boring' treats, because I think there is something very satisfying about drippy messy foods! How about rolling up your sleeves for some ooey, gooey fun? MMM imagine OOEY, STICKY melted CHOCOLATE...

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20 Valentine's Gifts of Not-So-Ultimate Doom
This might be a good time to warn some Neopian Times readers about what not to give their valentines this year!

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On Winning the Pet Spotlight
The Spotlight trophy is my favorite trophy above all others because it highlights your special pet in a way no other trophy could! Even the Beauty Contest does not compare.

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