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A Hero's Journey: Mystery Island's Mystery Monster

The Blue Acara practically skipped from the porch of White Shores Inn and onto the pristine sands of Omara Beach, leaving her three friends, two large beach umbrellas, a few thick towels and blankets, and a whole basket of food in the dust.

by precious_katuch14
The Obsidian Beach

Not an April Fools’ joke. The kids came back with the money and confirmed they are indeed interested in this expedition.

by catchinglights
 
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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival



The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season. During the summer months on Mystery Island, tourist activity increases significantly. From the long lines at Tombola to the questionable concoctions created at the Cooking Pot, there are many attractions that Neopians indulge in. I am here to remind you that even though they are here to “relax,” commerce does not stop. Following this guide will ensure you are well prepared for the influx of tourists looking to spend their Neopoints on interesting and one-of-a-kind wares—items only you can provide. On Setting Up a Proper Stall A successful day of sales—and an unsuccessful one—often boils down to location. Placement on the beach matters. With daily setup, you will quickly learn which areas of the beach work best for both you and your customers. However, there are some general notes I would adhere to: - While setting up close to the water sounds like a great idea to catch Neopians having fun, a rogue wave (or an overconfident Jetsam) will surely strike during the day, which will result in loss of inventory and possibly the Neopoints you made. - Setting up further inland might protect you from pesky sand particles and Neopians dripping water onto your product, but it doesn’t protect you from...



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King Skarl's Donation Dome
King Skarl's visit to Dacardia, inspired by the Donation Dome event in Tales of Dacardia.

by weiyannn

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Mynci’s Beach: Sand, Sun, and Second Chances
The sun rose over the shoreline of Mystery Island, spilling warm light across the sand where laughter was already beginning to echo...

by kindnessx

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Mystery Island: A tourist’s guide
Hello fellow Neopians, it’s that time of year again, we’re heading closer to summer and I can already smell those Iced Coconut Coffees!

by emiliexromance

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A Vendor’s Guide to Beachside Sales, Sand, & Survival
The following guide was recorded by an Island Vandagyre, Cora Lowena, a Licensed Beach Vendor on Mystery Island. For aspiring vendors for the upcoming summer season.

by _myst_queen

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Soakin' It up On The Beach
Leave only footprints and take only photos

by sbectacular

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A Dazzling Day at the Beach
Collect them all! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2 and gali184

by lesliiiiex



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