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	You've Been On Neopets Too Long When... I'm a squirrel Also by xweetok_lovin_girl. by sophieauditore
	Sunny Side Up: Healing Springs The water faerie's version of "rush hour" is very different indeed. by amarettoball
	The Insanity Clause If you can't get in the regular way, cut some corners... by xmasplush
	NeoPaper: Meeting the Beauty Contest Eyrie He's much too faboo for the rest of us... by mbredboy31
	Happy Peophin Day! Everybody loves Peophins, but the real question is... What are they? by scechoi
	Customisation Time! A freshly-painted Techo walks by... by loislanny
	EE&M: Wheel of Common Knowledge Who's writing these? Also written by Starrynezz by elementdragongirl
	Friendly Who is the most loved in Neopia? by royal_real
	Shouldn't You Know? Can a Ruki swim? Also by o_babypet4me_o by light_magical
	The Lab Ray Fear Was it something I said? by goldensif
	Crushing Surprise Nothing can possibly ruin this day Also by admonisher and usefrider by sanamm
	Imperial Exam Shenanigans Also by xxxfenice_neraxxx by oxbridge_united
	Lost Desert Luck A Lost Desert Mystery... Solved. by innosently
	Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 1 Good morning. by twillieblossom
	Papa's Got Jokes - Gravity Papa thinks he's hilarious. Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11

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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth

Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public. It’s not easy, by any means; the love Sloth followers have for their leader is without bounds. But, as a follower of Sloth, you are not alone. Here are a few tips on how to make your love for Sloth a little less obvious, and avoid the pains of a public shaming!

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Edna's Quest
The glow of Karipo's lantern did little to dispel the damp gloom of the forest at night. She pulled her cloak tighter around herself and glanced to the left and right, catching sight of a lone Whoot watching her from the treetops.

by demento

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The Flyer
I always look forward to the times when my grandmother comes to stay. She's my dad's mother and she comes from a little fishing village on the outskirts of Kiko Lake, and she's small and round and cuddly, just like you'd expect from a plushie Kiko.

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Origins of the Hidden Tower's Antiquities
When you gaze upon the vast array of antiquities, do you ever wonder how the Queen of Faerieland came to possess such rarities? I certainly felt the begging curiosity of how each item came to be.

Also by earthlingdreamz

by rebourne_

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Erin’s Extreme Avatar Guide: Destruct-O-Match III
Ever have one of those days where you feel like you just need to smash something? I’ve found that during a particularly difficult day, relief can be found in the form of Destruct-O-Match III. I mean, what’s more cathartic than making a bunch of boulders evaporate in a plume of smoke and dust?

by krazypinkgurl

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Amnesiacs: Part One
I woke up with a serious headache. It felt like something hit my head. I rubbed my head to find a bump on the back of my head. It was a pretty big bump, too. The bump hurt whenever I touched it, so I decided not to rub it.

by chasing_stars44

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Desert Requiem: Part Seven
After passing the Ring of the Lost into the care of the Chief Royal Sorceror, Sayidah spotted Tomos, who stood uncomfortably off to the side, and Shasef, who still managed to remain in deep slumber despite the general uproar — both neglected as everyone focused on Jazan.

by kalnya

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