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Issue: 316 | 2nd day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Kadma(i)nia - The Series (Part #4) Owww... that's not good... Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	When Snorkles Fly... When do they fly?! by luliyoyo
	Taco Time! That's just disgusting... by nutrinoplyr296
	Weewoo Madness - Meepits: A Well Balanced Diet Yum! by neokid11115
	Chiadventures: Being Baby It's my birthday. by zelda2222
	Inside the Cooking Pot Pango Pango isn't going to be very happy about this... by augiboo7
	Tiny But Tough - The Ultimate Battle In the Battledome, Power and JJ glare into each other's eyes with determination... This will be one unforgettable battle... by crazy_kathy
	Heavy Mental Never turn your back on the ocean. Like, ever. by 4zure
	Customisation Fun sniff sniff by bernice_dao
	Mixed Blessings Blumaroos love nachos. I bet you didn't know that! by addaman416
	Most Composed Kougra I'm the most composed Kougra in Neopia! by lacreamosa
	The Insanenessity Life Pancakes! Woo hoo! by k0tteh
	Never Ending Nonsense Skort Devil, now THAT'S something to see roaming around Neopia stealing people's items! O_O by bigsis4jc
	BAD BOOCHI! Thankfully he misses. by kittykatloren
	The Perils of Neogardening with a Grey Pet Look at this! by mellen48
	Knit Picks Customization has its downsides. by jessietiger12
	The 'Lucky' Grundo "You get the great honor of..." by maniacally
	Squid Madness I just had a terrible NIGHTMARE! by x__polar__x
	Addled Aishas The wonders of the Lab ray. by pocky
	Quan's Games I highly disapprove of Scorchios eating Korbats. :( by taylorkudrin2
	Progressive Stupidity Believe it or not... by invader_chloemew
	A Puddle of Drool Don't you just love Dribblets. :D Also by sloth_nova by skullosaur
	Ghostly shifty eyes by i_m_a_chinchilla
	Colour-Blind #2 CD introduces himself to the kiddies. by subzeroace
	Too Beautiful to be Customised YEEESSS!! by take_me_out78292
	Me'o- neo: Never Too Old To Play This is to celebrate my 6th year on Neopets and to show that people of any age can play. by montoran
	Zomuttz At the Cookie Joint... by sammie111195
	Petpet Races Always make sure to check out the race course before taking it on full speed. by brokensilent
	Ultimate Bullseye 2 Does It WRONG meh- it's TROO. by fwipinator
	Welcome To My Life Naturally. by jambammer
	Approaching the Shrine... No Chias were harmed/eaten in the making of this comic... by biogirl1991
	Qnde & Szoo: Whack-a-Kass-with-a-Kor-bat I don't think that this will be a new option in Whack-a-Kass... by shubi5
	Neolodge Bad news. by kevinlin1216
	Sketchy Halloween - Part Two I feel sick. by _finnavair_
	Ham-I-Am 4: Morphing potion pt. II I don't like the way you're looking at me... by pettamapossum
	The Problem With Zombie Neopets... They enjoy quests... a little too much. by lexi0bah

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