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Comics

	Open Heart- Epi 3 Rise n' shine! by maiinoki
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XIV ARGGGGG by khestrel
	Birds of a Feather: Lever of Doom DO NOT PULL. by unicornfeathers
	Slightly Ebil - The Not-Quite-So-Evil Beginning Maybe only slightly evil... by soaringeagle25
	Not Again Why do pets talk? by elephant_lover84
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Splat Watch where you aim your mouth. by luvas
	Too Much Time in Neopia I didn't do so good on the last one. by m00fles
	Comic Time! Do Skunk Neopets really smell? by kazue
	The Secrets Behind The Lever Of Doom Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Skiplerz Urm... ahhh... Super Model potion? o.o by gelert548
	The Three of Us Survival of the fittest...? by fading_tranquility
	Sisters and Siblings I sometimes wonder... by me_n_pet
	Haunted Problems when you're a haunted cook... by hauntedheroine
	On Your Last Nerve When mutant jellies strike back... by ixigreen32
	Explifericity! We are birthday cake. We choose to defy the laws of physics. by evalyn1012
	Feepit Frenzy #5 Are you going to buy this couch? by fariy287
	In My Life Ditsy versus Shoe. Who will win? by firefree_animegirl
	Me & My Mootix - Fishing Is Fun! We decide to take a trip to Maraqua. We just need to make sure we aren't the bait... by peri0neo
	Say What? Maybe Neopets shouldn't wear clothes... by jjjellybean121
	Doodle Mummy... lied? Also by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	Neopest Start your day off with a delicious cup of KAU MILK. YAY. by bugeyedthing
	The Wonders of Toast What IS my life's purpose? by evie_firebolt
	Battledome Follies Well, what did you expect? by verdego
	THE RED POOGLE IS EVIL! The real reason why the Red Poogle REALLY says "Hi!". by blu_ska
	Stick of DOOM! Not often do we see a Shoyru question the most unlikely thing in such a situation... by animallover2399
	Interview with a Meepit The future of the ACII lies in the paws of a Meepit... -shudder- by ohgreatloopy1o_o
	Could Be Worse Life with only four tentacles! by ashen_fae
	Running Out of Patience Such a long wait. by mango_lovebird
	Unhinged Too bad they don't sell earplugs here... by sharkies
	Virtupets' Problem Why Virtupets hasn't been winning... by ilovellamas_27
	Gothic Wings - Yooyuball Cheering! This is the yooyu you don't wanna catch during a game... by sacred_darknezz
	Lost Isle Plot Woes Now we can fix the ship! by seihinko

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When the Altador Cup first started, it was a strikingly beautiful thing to see - each team wishing their opponents good luck the day of the match, congratulating the other teams on their wins, banding together with their teammates, and good will towards all. But lately on the neoboards, I'm struck by something else: an all-consuming desire to...

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The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part One
If she really wanted to swim in the pool, the hotel staff could easily arrange for her to have a private bathing session. She had been here for two weeks. And that meant, thought Helene miserably, that there were still two more to go...

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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Four
The peak of Terror Mountain was swarming with chaos. Children clutching broken toys wailed in agony, the baby Kacheek sobbing the loudest of all. Their guardians stood around shaking their heads in despair...

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