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Issue: 288 | 20th day of Eating, Y9

Comics

	C.H.A.O.S. Fetch! Concept by precious_katuch14 by m3rcuri
	Wingoball The proper way... Also by frzngonz by scarvogue
	Random Something The tables have turned... by silvermare200
	The Faults of Being a Strawberry Neopet I'm not a strawberry!! by crazy_kathy
	Dr. Wockovsky and the Cure for Chickaroo What's wrong with me, Doctor? by manda314
	Meow? Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island... by edddibgaz
	Strawberry Adventures 2 Wonder where I should go first? by seel24
	Squirrilia's Pages: New Sister Uhh... You're a BOY... by accasperberry3
	Complete Confusion - Scowling Scarblade AHH WHAT? --LEGENDS? by puppypuff_
	Life as an Aisha: Pants The Pant Devil attacks!!! He steals... not your pants. by xlaq
	Be Were! The wise Gnorbu says... by draizard
	spookycute A cookie is a right, not a privilege!! by aikowolfbear
	Island WG: The First Symptom of Neomonia Do not speak with him... by siri_magatsu
	The Cooking Battle Chia Version. by ooorianeoo
	The Happiest Neopian Maybe I should become a better Neopian. by beccatbh
	Shilly Shally Dilly Dally #1 Does this colour make my head look big...? by kiri_akurei
	The Perils of Pinching Remember what I told you. Also by swedish by terri_baby24
	COMIKAZE You can always lie. Art by flutterflies by bird_brain312
	The Bunker Well, he did say "hostile"... by hubadawaha
	Lucky Prince Charming No one can get this lucky without something bad happening shortly after! by baby_kougra007
	Milk Money Vaudevilles and the gang visit the Rainbow Pool! by plumbus
	The Gallion Ranch Some news can be hard to swallow... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	The Disadvantages of Being... a Mutant Quiggle The freak show is always an option... by gamefreak774
	Pterrific The compass is sooo reliable to use whenever you're lost. by tropical_tweety6
	Bed Bounce Royalty Those pesky faeries better not let Queen Fyora find out what they're up to. ;) by silver_taurus
	Off Track: Violence You heartless person. by klipsan
	Cybunny Tails Raining cake? 0.o by angel_bunny123
	When Strange Things Happen for No Reason The downside of being well-named. by spied
	Chomby and the Fungus Balls ACCIDENT Note: you know how rock stars jump into the crowd? THIS is why fungus balls shouldn't... by goodie_2shoe8
	She TOLD Me To... The Water Faerie says a few magical words and... by texastiki
	Oblivious Just pay attention... by ilarvitar
	A Kitty? Poor Mynci... by redish_green
	Being Incorporeal is Fun! Wheee! by krychek2001

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The Perfect Pet

So we've all seen these fabulously exotic, cute, unique and all-round pwnsome pets around the site. But the question is, how do I get that perfect pet? There are some obvious methods, and some not-so obvious ones. Let's explore that now...

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A Simple Matter of Money
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...

by fading_foliage

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Fruits, Shells, and the Sea
This is for all of us who have ever been afraid to fight for our dreams.

by miliane085

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Igloo Restocking Guide
The Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!!

by zodiaxia

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The Ultimate Guide To Deckswabber
Deckswabbing has great rewards for those who are willing to work for it. Do you have what it takes to keep the deck as clean as a whistle and earn your share of the treasure?

by brad_333

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Outsider Within: Web of Deceit - Part Two
Her lips were moving, but with her hood down he could not see her eyes. What could she be saying to make the Blumaroo freeze like that? He strolled over to the mop and started wiping the floor near the reporter's table and strained his ears...

by tashni

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Guardian: Part Five
The Creature dumped Rionex and Draco on the floor. "Darkstar," he growled, "you will stand guard over this traitor and pest until I call for you. Do you understand?"

by kaylamdal111112

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