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Issue: 159 | 24th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	What's a Who's It? EEK! A lookup-er!!!!! by narraku
	Lennyness Oh no! This wasn't here when I last looked! panics by flookadoobee
	Troublesome Moments I'm glad I'm not a Wocky... by kristy_blue2001
	The Typical Trip to the Snowager I wanna be painted Dung! Drawn By: shadih_temporary by xdraiganx
	Caution Makes you wonder about the process of getting your pets painted, doesn't it? by shiinta
	Neo-Tastical Have you seen my instructions? by piekaboo
	Being Evil Isnt Easy It's your turn! by chibi_zoo
	Normal Neopia Normal? Is it edible? by slashslashx
	Princess Dream Dreams don't always come true... by alleballe1988
	Speck and Tom Mixing It Up by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turdledee Kau got your tongue? by huggsy_666
	Virtual Chaos Which to choose? by troygirl845
	My Boring Petpet So boring... by jerk_head
	The Neopian Emergency Service One leak, one emergency squad... by julses
	Life Improvised Must be broken... by keng200
	Nonsenscal Verbiage Ah... this is the life... by laurensama
	Life Lessons The first step is always the hardest... by xtrat
	The Everyday Happenings of Luupine Talk about lazy! by black_spiral
	Nice Puppy? BOW BEFORE THIS...hum...queen? by asusse
	Livin My Life Neopia gets smarter everyday... by liskda123
	Cuteness 2 :3 RAWR!!! by fire_fly196
	Weird Neopians in a Weird Place What a nice Pant Devil... by aisha_girl104
	Pteri Pie! Good thing I just bought one! by raynbow_light
	Mmm... Jelly Burp! by twelve_52
	Sneezles Strike Sloth is clever. by true_solarsenshi
	A Tired Lupe This is what happens when you play games all night... by redlightning
	It's Just... I would hide if I were you... by lilaznstar25
	Meridellian Mayhem- Grumpy Old King? Skarl sure has a strange sense of humor... by ikkin_with_attitude
	Picking A Petpetpet Of COURSE she'll pick me... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Confessions: Mr Nuggles Aww, it's not that bad! by fuzzy_green_glue
	Sane Asylum: Do Not Disturb Eat my hear out, eh? by teishan
	Neopian Paradox: Petpetpet Problems I don't understand the facination... by paradoxigal
	Wishful Thinking Counting Sheep by barbcat00
	Trouble and Trub So...hungry...need food. by chocolateisamust
	Neopian Wackiness Spell or Starve Wackiness by cherv1
	Red X-Donations Galore One item per customer. by shadowcristal

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Flaws of Being a Fruit

There are many flaws about being a fruit. Despite its pro's, its con's are worse. Face it, no one wants to be friends with what it eats for lunch. Could you imagine being an apple? You'd get bruised so easily. What about being a plum? If you fell over, you wouldn't be able to get up again! You'd be considered a cannibal if you ever ate an apple and happened to be one...

Other Stories

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Dreams
My eyes scanned the title below, which read, "Maraquan Draik". I knew that a Draik was a type of pet, and Maraquan was a color they could be painted, so I figured she wanted one.

by chibifi3d

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The Imposter Aisha Thief
Clyde's ears started to hear the other pets around him talk. An old Ixi said, "We knew it would happen. It was about time. A Thief is not someone to revere. We should have know better."

by immortalmina

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How to Become a Non-Stereotypical Hero
Step one: Get over to the Rainbow Pool! Er, get painted.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Destruct-O-Match II Tactics
Although the two games are very similar there are a few differences, firstly and most obviously the bonus block, which can do a range of things from adding another row of boulders to destroying boulders...

by ladee_sarah

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The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part One
Isabel glanced down at her right foot, suddenly ashamed of the fact that two of the three claws hadn't developed properly before birth.

by janejinn

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A Peace that Would Lst One Thousand Years?: Part One
"That Skeith said that Darigan is going to attack us! That no-good, two-timing fool Darigan, trying to attack us again!"

by ikkin_with_attitude

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