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	The You Don't Need Skills to Get Trophies Guide All you need is luck, perhaps a stash of neopoints, some patience, and this guide! So what are you waiting for? by zuziafruzia
	Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends... by indulgences
	The Icy Guide to Rink Runner Do you love ice skating? Do you like creating music? If the answer to either of these questions is yes, then Rink Runner is a game for you... by lcarlyle
	Protecting Yourself From the MSPP Plushie So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! by fluffy645385
	Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized... by jessorama
	The Hunt for the Missing Link The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia. by benjamin97
	The Buzzer Game: The Guide You have come here seeking guidance to beat the Buzzer Game. by star138
	The Tyrannian Music Festival The Tyrannian Music Festival is always a feast for the ears, but this year's splendour was truly incredible. A stupefying 60,000 pets and owners attended the gig-fest... by xscissorsforhandsx
	Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river... by surath
	The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated? But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help? by ubquitous

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Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."

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