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The Woes of Being a Rock


by admonisher

 
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A Thrifty Guide to Giving the 10 Best Gifts On Valentines Day
Save neopoints and give gifts!

by raul85210

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Be My Valentine?
Its the thought that counts

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667


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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Five
Psellia zoomed between the clouds in the skies of Meridell. The autumn air was cold but it did not bother her much. She was an air faerie after all and often used to the freezing temperatures where she often dwelled.

by black_skull725



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