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Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9 |
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Smelly Politics
by sleepysweeper
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 Those Dark Eyes: Part One
"Toast, biscuits, muffins – you name it, I baked it! You'd better enjoy this, Afton, because it's one of the best breakfasts I've ever made. Cooking for two is quite a task, I'll admit..."
by reggieman721 |
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 Further Tales of Woe: Part Four
The new Sophie he'd seen briefly had been harsh and very defensive. She had aged outside of the cursed fog, and now looked much older than him. The short conversations they'd exchanged when he'd seen her were tense and pointed, often drenched in sarcasm or downright animosity...
by jjquil |
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 The Classy Petpet
Nowadays, most Petpets have no idea what it takes to be truly classy. They spend their time rolling in mud and eating Petpet chow! Now, me, I spend my time at parties and balls thrown by the very creme of Petpet society!
by qazx301 |
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