The inside scoop on Jelly W-argh! *choke* Circulation: 193,049,732 Issue: 676 | 16th day of Sleeping, Y17
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Poetry
 

New Series


Heroes from the Other Side: Part One

"How is the king, Sir Pendleton?"

"Not well, Lord Kass. I daresay he has been captured."

by parody_ham

 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


"Of Time Machines and Banana Cookies" by opossumman
"So all this time when you were telling me, 'Oh, that's just science fiction, it can't POSSIBLY have real world application,' and, 'Oh, matter can't go past the speed of light, which would be necessary for time travel to work,' you were lying to me?"




Other Stories


---------

Paradox
Even by the standards of dark nights, that one was dark. There weren't even stars to see by, just a blanket of cloud blocking out all light.

by herdygerdy

---------

Woe to the One who Deals with Sloth
I shouldn't have looked out the window that day.

by flufflepuff

---------

Caring for Vandagyres
I spoke with some Vandagyres and their owners to find out more about this mysterious pet.

by themaybird

---------

How to Write About a Supervillain... and Survive
This article was written with the purpose of enlightening all writers about the most tactful way to manage this sensitive topic, as well as an overview of the potential consequences for offending a supervillain.

by xxskyisfallingxx

---------

Taming Melvin the Monster: Trouble at the Bank
NP!

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52


---------

Nighttime Thinking
I can't think of anything.

by silly_mistake



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.