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"The Life of an Unemployed Pirate" by scribe1020
Benny took the last swig of his grog and slammed the mug down on the counter, sliding it over to the shopkeeper. The Yurble behind the counter took out a jar of Grog and refilled the mug. "That'd be another 50 Neopoints, sir," the shopkeeper said, sliding it back to him. Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

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