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	Alysia's Destiny: Part One "Alysia!" he exclaimed through a mouth of powdery pastry. "Great to see you! Have you bet yet?" by uberdancingdolphin
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How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450

Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren't able to write the perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you're an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news. I can relate to the feeling.

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Return to Mystery Island
Pirate captains did not sleep on the sand while the rest of the crew stocked the ship with Neocola and Twirly Fruit. However, Zovus did not feel like a pirate captain at all; back on his home island, he felt like a baby Jetsam again.

by mauvus

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Thick and Thin and Yooyuball
"This uncle," Thick asked as he paced around the dusty floor. "You say we visited him often?" With a testing sniff of his sensitive nostrils, he added, "This place doesn't ring any bells at all."

by mamasimios

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How to Achieve the Typing Terror Avatar
Disclaimer: This guide does not guarantee the achievement of the Typing Terror avatar! These are just some pointers.

by neoholic17

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Why You Will Never Have an Army
Admit it. You want an army, and why not? Almost every week you can read some kind of an article, story, or comic that involves one type of army or another.

by exits_

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Not As Planned
Seems like an ad homonym attack to me. *ducks tomatoes*

by lavamitten

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Kacheek Seek
But he's a 7 foot-tall Tyrannian Lupe...

by maniac_road

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