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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Saving Neopia



Escape to Kreludor is a fantastic game in which 3,000 neopoints can be easily made each day in a relatively small amount of time. The principle of the game is simple: survival. You play Gorix and Cylara, two Neopians who just barely escaped the wrath of Sloth and are fleeing the Virtupets Space Station in order to survive. Furious at their escape, and not easily deterred, Sloth has dispatched Virtupets fighters to put an end to...



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