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The Inn: Part One

It was a Christmas Eve most would prefer to not remember later on. It was cold and damp outside, and a blizzard was stirring up...

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by chocolateisamust

Falling into the Pot - Edna's Story: Part One

My mother and father were standing outside the tent of a Neopian Seer. They decided to step inside for a bit from the cold...

by shrinkme
The Darkest Faerie Rises: Part One

She was a young dark faerie who hated who she was. She did not want to be evil or cruel; she thought that it was not fair that she could not decide what kind of faerie she was to be...

by ewagon
 
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Snowager Teasing 101



The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it. (Notice it’s always the meepits who do stuff...and then humans repeat what they did.) When he's asleep, take all of his stuff, and painstakingly glue it to the ceiling one by one...



Other Stories


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The Bruce, the Trends, and the Bow-tie Suit
As I skated across a large pond in Neopia with merely a red scarf around my neck, I noticed something that every Bruce had--except for me...

by monkeycraze251

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A Christmas Gift
He had yet to sweep all of the snow, Petpet fur, and slush off of his floor and into the outside. But all Archie wanted just then was to lock up his shop and head outside...

by silent_snow

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The Art of Giving
With so much many choices when it comes to gifts and wrapping, I thought you might need some help.

by shadowcristal

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Coming Down Your Chimney
Warning: Proceeding to read and act upon the statements and directions made further in this article could cause you to be put on the naughty list for years to come...

by puppy200010

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The Rope Technique
Brilliant idea!

by pantherinae

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The Pet Patrol Revolution - Neobirthday
It's that time of year again!

by neo_tomi



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