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	The Legend of the Sword of Apocalypse: Part One Reidar stared hard at the furnace he had lit, and the materials he had strewn onto his table. "It has to be perfect," he muttered. "I cannot let the queen down." by precious_katuch14
	Atop the Grey Cloud: Part One Nobody was out; gales usually meant that everyone in Faerieland was piled in their basement. But not her. She was here on request... by kemppotatoe
	Storm: Part One Hary was still having the time of her life and Nina was still giggling when something changed. The area Hary had been swimming in was relatively empty before, but now everybody was gone... by hottamale0774

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Cannon Fodder?

I was appalled when I learned of a new craze sweeping the nation of Krawk Island: Petpet Cannonball! Agh! Just hearing those two words together makes me cringe. The thought of launching a helpless Petpet from the barrel end of a cannon...

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Second-Place Sammy
As the judges said, she was fantastic on the ice, but didn't have the grace and elegance it took to be the best. This time, though, the Bruce had practiced and practiced and was sure it would be different...

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The Story of Boochi
Not his birthday. Anything but his birthday. Today he would become a teenager, and that's the last thing he wanted...

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24 Contests for People Who Can't Win Them
Lucky for you unlucky entrants, Neopets has just released 24 new contests designed for people who can't win anything!

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50 Ways to Seem Like a Better Fisherman than You Really Are
10. Claim to have trapped millions of fish in one of the secret compartments of a Zen desk.

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A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M.
Boy am I glad that war is over...

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Irony Cafe
I guess the rumors are true!

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