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The Beauty Shop of Horrors: Part One

"Oh honey, you sure do look like you're exhausted," Tine pointed out as the two made their way towards her home. "I mean, look at the lines under your eyes. They're the size of apricots! And look at this filthy hair. EEE! Your skin! It's so greasy!"

by blubblub317
Tails of Terror: The Malice of Mr Squishy - Part One

"As punishment," he said, setting them down on the ground, "I think it's time for some scary stories."

Also by Neonick19881988

by huggsy_666

Zor: Kidnapping - Part One

Zor quickly stood up straight and reached into her coat pocket, pulling out a shiny badge. "Neopian Detective Agency. I'm investigating a recent kidnapping that took place in this house."

by sirussblack
A Pirate's Life for Me: Part One

"Ysabel, I'm going on a walk around the beach..."

by jennyfoos221
At Bay With Mrs. Prenderghast: Part One

"Yes, going to an abandoned haunted house is exactly what I had in mind when I asked myself 'What should I do to amuse myself tonight?'"

Also by hottamale0774

by springsteen0991

 
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A Mootix’s Confessions



Fending for myself, I lived off scraps of food from the local Food shop, and slept just outside the Deserted Fairgrounds gate. One morning, while rummaging through some spoiled goods the Food Shopkeeper had given me, I was approached by a scruffy looking Lupe.



Other Stories


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Blumaroom Service
"Oh, just call me Von!" cackled Count Von Roo. "I sound cooler with that name!"

by blubblub317

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Regrets
It's all his fault. I have no friends at Neoschool, and they're all scared of me. They know I'm Loa's sibling and I'm sick of it. I want friends, and he ruins it for me...

by dragoneyeneo

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So Ye'd Like ta be a Pirate...
Arrr, so ye scurvy landlubbers've come ta hear Cap'n Threelegs's first-class rules fer actin' like a pirate, eh? Haharr, well, pull up a chair an' open up them ears...

by hermionechochang

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100 Things to do in the Space Station
I just got off the spaceship to the Space Station and I looked around seeing a lot of things. Gormball, Zurroball, Frumball and more! So I took out my notepad, went to the Grundos Café and wrote a nice list...

by dinyana

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Life with Sparkalar
I'm Scared x_x

by nestly2552chi

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A Director's Woes
Poogles are the most ferocious of all...

by jumperlilo



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