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Snown't Worry About It

Snow Neopets have a strange sense of humour...

by icecreamkatana
17 Years

There's always something...

by x_blood_scale_x
The Borovan Dilemma

Who knew there would be so many choices?

by cardboardfish
A Hungry Skeith

Sometimes a hungry skeith needs a festive snack...

by happydoodle09
Love Spreads

It's the little things...

by saviorsephirot
Return to Form

Knock knock!...

by _quartervirus_
Faellie Tales 18: Lonely Plushie

Little gestures can go a long way...

by coco6468
Fishing with Friends

Tentacle buddies!

by valokki
Finding a new hob-pea!

Everyone needs a hobby!... Collab with Morphousss and Rescur

by devotedly
Comedy Isn't My Strong Suit

Some Pets aren't great at everything...

by serein
Ashkary's Café - Mail Fraud Pt. 3

When in doubt, add more tape.

by saintsalmon
A Glowing New Year!

The fresh origins behind the bright confidence of one young lupe called Synvix...

by neoanimalz12
The Truth Behind Gourmet Prices

The perfect setting! Collab with hottie_2004_67_888

by xoxcharm
Drink Debacle

Mmm... bean juice!

by leighlizzzie
Adventures of Hannah and Kanrik

The joke might be getting a little old. It was only one time, Hannah!

by katiekazoo
 
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Advanced Guide to Grundo Snowthrow



It must have been over ten years ago. I was a young Neopian whose Neo-identity was avatar collector, and I was pretty good at it too. I had already secured lends for the ultimate trio: the BGC, MSPP and SUAP. I had battled and triumphed over Kasuki Lu, the Black Pteri and even the Space Faerie in the battledome. And after hours of practice, I had tackled most of the game avatars. At this point of my avatar collecting journey, I finally set my sights on the next challenge… Grundo Snowthrow. It was an adorable avatar, one with an angry green Grundo standing with his fists clenched against a twinkling blue backdrop. It was perfect for the holiday season, and a must have in my book. Little did I know, that began a decade-long quest for that elusive avatar, more time than I had ever dedicated to any other avatar. So many times, I reached 7,000 or 8,000 points, only to be foiled by a pesky little hole I could not mend. So many times, I was foiled by the Snow Lupes as they took down my snowmen one by one. Finally, on a bright winter morning in December of Year 25, I completed that quest as a not-so-young Neopian. I am now the proud owner of Grundo Snowthrow! I’m here to share all the tips I’ve learned over a decade of snowballs and ice blocks. Read on if you find yourself in the shoes I once wore!



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A Walk in Each Other’s Step Out Shoes
Do I look pretty?"

The Gelert twirled happily in her new dress. Its bright fuchsia material clashed with the Green of her fur, but the shopkeeper, a beautiful Blue Uni wearing a lustrous blonde wig, clapped her hooves boisterously for her.

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Your Guide to Terror Mountain
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Moonrise: The Origins of Team Kreludor
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