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Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	Smookie's Shadow Altador Cup: 15 minutes of fame! ...or 15 seconds. by littletiger_14
	...Shift1 Eye think it's possible. by brag
	Kadma(i)nia Based on a true story Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Neopian Asylum When you wish upon a star... be careful! by gypsy_mystic
	Just Hide. whoosh by curve
	Jackpot Curiosity causes loud yelling and good luck. by karatefight
	Neopups A Werelupe snack attack. by coshi_dragonite
	Ghostly Mortogs? by i_m_a_chinchilla
	Cooty Warrior It's easy to confuse the mountains, isn't it? Idea by kallysta_rynns by hypno_the_cat
	Rambunctious! All the other pets have more toys than me! by g_and_frends
	Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness We can do this the easy way. by topaz_snapdragon123
	A Bori Story: Vaeolus Issues Do you smell something.... burning? by pikemaster1
	Silly Veespa Then you finally jump on one of my petpets?!?! by lacreamosa
	Wheels of Neopia Games of luck... or pet abuse? by starlitdown
	My Lucky Day (Not!) I guess she got cranky... by dariganduck
	Doodle: Customization Fun Customization has its problems... Clever idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	A Questionable Request The DARKNESS Faerie...? by snivellus1024
	Neopets v2 Business as usual by ooorianeoo
	And The Tales Come: Part 1 Why do you want to be painted faerie? Also by black_kisa by ximera
	Arx Hallex Poor paper petpet... Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	We All Love Coconut Shy! This game is not rigged. Honest. by minuko
	Cookie Crumbs AHH!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!! Just kidding! by anna_waters
	Takematu and Mystery Of The Kougra Paw Oh... no!! by ichimatu
	Avarice - or Woes of a baby Pteri zZz... by sevy_snogger
	Speck the Speckled trip by cheetah_kougra
	Guess the Weight of the Marrow! Keep your personal info to yourself! by goodie_2shoe
	The Neo-Doctor Is In... Reading isn't always a good thing... by superobinchan33
	Something Fishy... Yummy. by haruko_neofriend
	Yanny and Jawsfins Just an ordinary day at the beach? by welshdemure
	Talk About Random - "Lost Isle!" Not exactly the Lost Isle... but close! by buizelmaniac
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVI The True Story by khestrel
	Open Heart- Finale I'm such an idiot! by maiinoki

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"Ceasarini Angelini" by concertogreat_8
Ceasarini Angelini slept in his new house. Tomorrow, he told himself, I will plant my potatoes. The next day, he did just that. First, he pulled up all the weeds. "Goodbye, weeds," he told them. "It was lovely talking to you, but I am afraid my potatoes need..."

Other Stories

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Just a Scrap of Life
But it was either hide aboard the SS Primella in an attempt to find freedom, or stay on Krawk Island and be wrongly arrested. Scowling, I huddled further down into the barrel...

by sonictheonlyhedgehog

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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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The Hunt for the Missing Link
The latest advances in Neopian herpetology unlock many of the mysterious surrounding iconic creatures in Neopia.

by benjamin97

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Lending Adam! And Other Amusing Neoboard Trends
Ever wanted to know about the latest and greatest trends on the Neoboards, while laughing about the charming mistakes we make there every day? Just hop onto the Neoboard Index, my friends...

by indulgences

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Smurdnunoc: Part Five
Just then, the office door behind them opened and in strode R. Cory, a green-and-white speckled Techo donned in the type of fine suit and tie one might expect a music executive to wear...

by buddy33774

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The Underground: Part Two
He stared at the empty petpet bed, unable to move, hardly able to breathe. His petpet, his best friend. They had stolen him. They'd stolen something far more precious than a material item. That was it! That was going too far!

by ayame_23

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