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Issue: 168 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What really happens during a game of Meerca Chase... by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles II Who does he think he is? by huggsy_666
	Neopups It's embarrassing to go in there. by wicked_dragonite
	Neotails Scary news if you're a Neopet... by catsurii
	Stressful Slorgs Slorgs, manageable? I think not. by 4_ever_
	Dangerously Insane This is why you should never leave your pets home alone... by leah_51293
	About 4 Babies Funky glasses! by baby_faerie104
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 6 Why ME? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder "Being Cheap" by tambourine_chimp
	A Scrap of Reality "A Little Cute" by shikononi
	Jester of Non-Humor Be picky about the house you decide to pilfer... by jesterimp
	Avatar Difficulties: Kasuki Lu It shouldn't have been that hard... by fuzzy_green_glue
	If You Only Knew... Some Neopets never change... by mindela_me
	Version: My Pets Girlish figure? by blue_bunny_
	You Don't Want to Know... Run for your life! by _mist_fae_
	Homemade Phew, something smells! by fairystripe
	The Neo Experiment Is he good or is he evil? Nobody really knows... by mystic_dragon_4
	Jelly Chia Food Hmm... What does a Jelly Chia eat anyway? by arreat77777
	Dark Neopia What do you think you're doing? by dragon_spine
	Petpet Sitter You know, they really should choose their Petpet sitters more carefully... by looking_for_cybunny
	Not Just Another Neopet "Evil Peas" by everybody_say_moo
	Snowager Challenge That bad snowager... how I "like" him.. by firefree_girl
	Petpet Tails Comic the Second!! by little_hamsters365
	Neopia Over Used ...I thought it was happiness faerie not smelly faerie O.o by hyper_n_confused
	Brain Dead Haha! Look, Rytuno! He looks really funny in that outfit! by ashoryu
	Peanut Dash And They're Off!!... by cummi_is12
	Spooky Hey, a little help here? by ghostkomorichu
	Baby Kiko Adventures Don't steal from baby Neopets... by k_aren_z
	Life with Sparkalar This is why fire Neopets shouldn't eat Blue Bomberries... T_T by nestly2552chi
	Something Has Happened Not my day... Also by Ickessler>/i> by tdyans
	Icy Daze You're melting the snow! by bry_zee86
	Insane Sanity EAT MORE SNORKLE! by faerie_luvr_girl
	Comic Mischief Insults work against evil... by just_plain_tooony
	Lettuce Tongue I must be really sleepy... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Bucky the Babaa "A Very Traumatic Experience" by simsman24000
	Boo! It's the Ghost Jubjub! Everyone needs a hero! by gloss_frozen
	Just Another Day Addiction or Hobby? by twink_lingz
	Just Great Consider it done! by jeaniesofatso
	Oh Holidays Burp! by alisha_star11
	Major Malfunction #14 Muwahahaha! by moonxtal
	All the Pretty Bubbles The ultimate test nightmare... by naniwai_illusion

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"The Truth About Jack" by evumeimeidingzai
He always could feel the pull, the force. It haunted him, day and night. He was born to be good, he was sure - yet he could feel Jhudora's call to him always...

Other Stories

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The Lost City of Geraptiku
Kana wasn't one to like politics, but having the treasure on Mystery Island, would be rightfully the villager's treasure right? It was for the people who inhabited the island, not the pirates!

by andre_1993

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Wishes by Moonlight
Every day was a test of survival, but the only thing that really happened was walking, scavenging for food, and more walking. He wished that something would happen...something that happened for the better of the pack.

by smurfafied1800

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How to be an Awfully Good Musician
Today’s lesson is all about how to be an awfully accurate, ear-popping musician! Yes, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that I know absolutely nothing about music.

by violinoutoftune

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Neopian Cookies, Can Your Pet Resist Them?
I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’ No Neopet can resist the delicious tempting sweet goodness of a cookie, especially when it’s covered with gooey chocolate or icing.

by angelic_kittykat

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Vira's Mirror: Part Three
"BOO!" Vira apparated right in front of them, scaring them out of their wits. "Come to save your precious Neopet, girl?" she swooped down, grabbed Moose, and threw her against a tree.

by thegreenmooseofdoom

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Just Say the Word: Part One
"You won't be seeing me for a while," she had said to Nate, "this is my last word of the day suggestion. But don't worry, this isn't the last time you will see me."

by shadih_temporary

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