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	The Walk Through the Castle of Eliv Thade His spirit wanders the castle, trying to get revenge to anyone who dares to enter.... You're still here and brave enough to enter? Great, 'cause I’m here to guide you through it! by unstoppablepain
	Six Tips On Proper Neoboard Etiquette Six tips to help make sure the next time you post on the neoboards, you're met with a positive response. by sweet_star06
	Why Plots Are Preferred Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp? by streamergurl
	The Ultimate Guide to the Moon Please remember to wear your Space Suit before going to Kreludor. It will give you what oxygen you need and will keep you grounded so that you don't float away... by speredude321
	Tarla: Helpful or Harmful? We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them... by deformedxmuffin
	The Forgotten Art of Potato Counting There is an art and a unique charm to this unassuming game, and here I will attempt to let you in on some of its secrets. by bryonyrae
	Tasty Treats that Won't Burn a Hole in Your Pocket One may ask oneself what it takes to have a stomach full of tasty treats and a bank account full of hard-earned neopoints... by stars_and_stripes180
	Riding the Turdle It has the underlying values that depict the Meridellian lifestyle and the enchantment of the "slow and steady wins the race" philosophy. It is... Turdle Racing. by diva_esque
	The Guide to Ugga Smash! The instructions are simple. Crash your car into an opponent. by rye_rye07
	The Gelert Contest Have you ever wondered how long a Gelert’s tail is? Or even their ears? Once a year, always in the summer, every Gelert that wishes to take part can go and get his or hers ears and tail measured. by paranoia_suxx

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"The Extra" by jelleyfrosting
We were pets who no one wanted or cared about, but our happiness was still vital to a few losers who petitioned for some proper care to the pets in the Neopian Pound. Thus the teachers. They picked the brightest out of the Neoschool and had them teach us for an hour every day...

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A Mysterious Fishing Trip
"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles!

by mzkimmi

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Neopaltropaly: The Last Allusion
The rule of the village was that only green neopets were allowed to live there. It was said that other colors attracted the horrible monster...

by amy112002

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One Big Happy Family: Part Four
The Lupe reread the letter, hoping beyond hope that she had somehow misinterpreted the neat writing. But it still gave her the same terrible news. Rfawn had run away. He was gone. And it was her fault...

by harry135535

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Four
The port lay before Folfeux. It was built on a large cove to the west of Shenkuu and the water glistened dully in the late afternoon light. It had only taken a day to reach, but already the small Juma was tired...

by rachelindea

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Anna Banana
What do you do with a potion when you like your neopets the way they are?

by leckard

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At Least There's a Limit
I wonder what game I should play.

by cutykitty225

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