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	10 Ways to Say 'I Love You' Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday. by mo0moo
	Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy... by cyneo_masters2
	Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute. by summerlove77
	The Anatomy of Random Events A breakdown of the randomness of random events. by sweet_star06
	Interpreting the Battledome Screen The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics. by pianoru
	On the Validity of Zapped Petpets Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous! by carrotopian
	Where Do Owners Come From? We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from? by boofy113
	Interview With The Uppingtons That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it? by jambammer
	The Cutest and Most Lovable Items Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug? by btcomsa12
	A Different Kind of Valentines "What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day. by _snuppy_
	Gee, Thanks Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. by jeanlucgertie
	Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day. by theneoowner

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Variety for Valentines

Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...

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A Clown For Valentine's
I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor...

by tazmanianunicorn

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Spyder Bite
He entered the living room. It was just like he'd expected it to look. His other sister Sara was clinging to the chandelier and a tiny Spyder was perched on the floor...

by jayandcourtneyk

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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Two
Luther didn't look offended at all. "Oh, I'm not even paying. It was Griptor's gift to me, for services to the hotel. Two weeks in Terror Mountain! A warm suite in the Mountain Lodge!"

by kemppotatoe

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Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part Three
"Are you crazy?" Kikoo asked. "The cage floor and bars are solid steel; even you can't dig through that! The only way to get rid of these bars is to melt them, and the only fire is guarded by the meepits..."

by 0199498115

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The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special!
No! Not a hug!

by 0omythical_dragono0

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The Bunker
The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about?

by hubadawaha

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