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Lame Pun: Altador Cup - Part 1


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The Knight Shift
You're not punny Verrese.

by shakespeareghurl

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Friday: Therapy Session
His Client was sprawled atop a red lounge chair while he regarded his therapist’s counselling office. He was reviewing the events that led up to his current predicament. Shrugging his shoulders, he revealed, “I’m unattached again.”

by vanquishee

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Uncle Sport
The spotted Gelert, at his brother’s answer, exchanged a swift glance with his wife, Nisha. That’s when Sport felt the first inkling of alarm. Had X’s question not been as innocent as Sport had first thought? The green Nimmo shifted, sitting forward in his seat and studying his brother and his sister-in-law closely.

by 77thbigby

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The Top Ten Emotions of Altador Cup All-Star Hopeful
The combination of a shiny trophy and the rank “All-Star” emblazoned on one’s user lookup, permanently displaying a player’s dedication and skill, is enough to convince many Neopians that they will make it to All-Star during these AC X games.

by josefine378



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