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Puzzling Pirates
Why do I even need five cooks on my ship?

by oculusinistrum

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5 Neopian Villains That Aren't Actually That Bad
There are some in the Gallery that I personally think really shouldn't be there at all.

by mr_holithon

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Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Nine
"So that's why you set the Selkets loose in my house!" I blurted.

by hedgehog_queen

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Did Anyone Else Notice?
500 more reasons why being mutant really stinks.

by cardsperson_ii

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