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Neopia’s Runway: Albert's Attire

Welcome to another edition of Neopia’s Runway!

by noileh
A Mutant’s Family Business

For generations, my family has succeeded in the niche business of scare tactics and protective services, usually for a fee, of course. Every Neopian knew our family name for all the wrong reasons, and this is just the way my parents liked it...Collab with chihuahua__89

by qeenoneo
The Gnorbu Who Lost All His Wool

Maybe going bald isn't so bad after all...

by i_lovee_icecream
Old News

The clinking of forks against plates barely managed to fight its way past the cacophonous roar of the many, MANY Neopians dining at Exquisite Ambrosia, with their voices coming off instead as a meek set of pin drops in comparison to the crowd...

by opossumman
The Mutant Meetup

In the Haunted Woods, you had two choices for lighting — dim or flickering. And if you were especially unlucky, there was no choice at all, and you ended up with both.

by stella_123_5
The Potion Collector’s Catastrophe

Bramble, the Blue Meerca, had always been a collector. Some Neopets collected stamps. Others collected plushies, or rare foods. But Bramble collected Transmogrification Potions...

by kindnessx
Wither Wander You

Lokanta was returning from a party when she noticed something strange: a slick of green floating on top of the water...

by 77thbigby
I Like Being Mutant

Jhiy the Mutant Gelert tugged on the straps of his Albert backpack and grunted as his textbooks shifted around. He was very much looking forward to a new semester at Brightvale University...Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
 
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A Mutated Friend for Your Beastly Neopet



---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Does your creepy Neopet need a friend? Well, there are plenty of creepy Petpets in Neopia to keep your pet company! Angie: Do they bite? I would think so! ---frowns--- Maldice: Relax. We will be observing these wild specimens at a safe distance. Angie: Good... Ella: I hear that Mutant Petpets can do lots of crazy things, such as vicious biting or even casting certain spells! Look from afar. Christine: That’s why they would be perfect for creepy Neopets in search of a friend. In honour of the Mutant edition of the Neopian Times, we will be observing several Mutant Petpets today. Without further ado, here are the Petpets: ---Mutant Bearog--- Angie: Well, this one isn’t so bad. Very cute! I suppose it’s a “Mutant” because it is a cross between a bear and a dog? Maldice: That’s where you’re wrong. Bearogs are supposed to have three heads. The Mutant Bearog only has one. An unpainted Bearog looks like this: Angie: Oh, dear... ---The Mutant Bearog bares its teeth and barks at Angie.--- Angie: Oh, no! Don’t tell me he’s mean! Ella: Hey, wild creatures from the Haunted Woods aren’t exactly known for being cuddly bundles of love... Maldice: If you love puppies, Warfs are friendly! Angie: True... But I already have a Petpet. Christine: Anyway, it’s a shame that this Mutant Bearog is mean and wants to bite Angie’s head off, or else I’d gladly keep him as a pet, since I love dogs. Onto the next scary Petpet...



Other Stories


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Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant Chia
Let’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Collab with togepwi & qlobal

by m_hero18

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A Look at Neopian Mutant History
Take a visit on early days of Neopia and understand the origin of Mutant Day

by cosmonauta

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To the ones precious to us
In Maraqua, twilight was defined by colour. Night–time flora that caught the sun’s light during the day while sleeping would awaken, colouring the ocean floor in their soft glows.

by eracina

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The Lost Desert Files
The Zafara Double Agent was having breakfast when a palace guard ruined it.

by cartographist

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The Petpet Cuisine Club
Bone appetit!

by tylerhuyser

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So Ugly, He’s Cute
Wouldn't change a thing! Collab with unfreeze_xlinger2

by lesliiiiex



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