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Anti-Valentine's Day



As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day. The day of celebrating… not being in love. For those not in the loving spirit this month of Awakening, I have come up with some splendid ways to enjoy this brilliant holiday. You might be anti-Valentine’s, but you don’t have to be anti-fun.



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Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide
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Happy Valentine's Day
From your secret admirer :)

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