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Etana the Coward: Part One

Etana laughed dryly. Etana the Coward, so terrified of danger that she'd barely left Brogan's library since the end of the Rebellion. It wasn't a new thought; sometimes she thought she heard pets in the street saying it, too...

by xialavin
The End of the Rainbow: Part One

The young Kougra shook his head, striving to get loose beads of water off. It was hard to think of a glimmer of hope when everything just seemed to be falling apart within him...

by littlej001
Curse of the Werelupe: Part One

"Great," Jenn exclaimed. "Now I only have to wait for your brothers to wake up so I can give you your present." She seemed to be bubbling with excitement...

by rachelindea
 
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Tournament Troubles



To the displeasure of everyone involved—players and fans alike—the opening match on Tuesday, the fifth of Relaxing, was delayed due to a missing slip of paperwork issued by the Petpet Protection League (PPL) that the Altador Cup Committee (ACC) had to sign to show that all Yooyus participating...



Other Stories


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Teaching Tanya
"Hey! Who are you and what have you done with our teacher?!" she shouted in mock horror...

by sooooocute5

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Puppet Friends
"Well, why don't you go find a hobby?" suggested his owner...

by spook591

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The King Behind the Cup: Altador on Yooyuball
The King sits up straighter, more regal than ever. "Ah! What a splendid idea! I played Yooyuball myself when I was younger, you know..."

by smurts

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Making Your Contest Submission Sparkle
Judges pick entries that show effort and follow all of the guidelines. They pick the ones that most deserve it! Whether you're drawing for the Art Gallery or the Beauty Contest...

by hylakisweetheart

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Banana Juice
Oh, no! Your neopet has caught 'Banana Fever'!

by tewa380

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The Dumb Only Seem to Get Dumber
Some people should never go into the advertising business.

by beachnut14



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