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Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 8

Well, that's something you don't see everyday.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 13

It's who you do it with...

by blackaavar
That's Not Neocola

This can't be happening..

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Vending Machine Grand Opening

Oops....

by myriadz
Daily Issues

No pets were turned into frogs in the making of this comic.

by sophiaabic
Ready to go on adventures?

As long as you let me steal something...

by nightly_shade
I hate him!!

Solidarity, Bro!

by kyuugou
What do you eat?

It was not meant to be serious...

by janderson_lee
Sunny Side Up: Side Effects of Ruling

Jazan has now decreed that before every coronation, one court adviser must report the side effects of being a king.

by amarettoball
Gnorbu 101

Thick mane problems.

by dizahh
NeoPaper: Magical Faerie Communication Slate

Isn't Faerie magic wonderful...!

by mbredboy31
Beauty Contest truth

Just some painful truth over competition at the Beauty Contest...

by arijuka
Gnorbu Rights

Please stop shearing us..

by cooitiger
Which way to Faerieland?

That doesn't seem right...

Also by _9_volt_the_gamer_

by marcthegr8est1

 
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"Crimson Chaos" by gleerebel
I made my way through the cavern, taking precautions. There could be spikes or something lying in the vicinity that I was oblivious about. And sadly I was not mistaken, there was an array of spikes in the ground. I used my jet pack to fly over them, because if I chose to jump then obviously it would be the end of me. Once I landed back on the surface, I maintained my precautions. Next I accidentally stepped on a purple trigger that blended in the rough surface. It set off a set of arrows, which thankfully I dodged. I successfully made it and examined the glowing chest. There was an abnormally shiny, silvery lock on it. "Good thing I came prepared." I stated out loud and picked the lock with a hairpin. The chest opened, containing the most beautiful sight that I have ever seen in all of Neopia. It was an amulet with a blood red stone, wrapped within a golden circular border with points branching off it. It contained a gray chain with some gold dots. I was mesmerized by this discovery. "The Amulet of Thilg". I then placed a replica of the chest quickly onto the platform to avoid the third most common booby trap in almost every cave. I pocketed the real artifact.




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Jhudoras Secret
Beware the Bluff! Some Neopets have reported that, in the dark of night, Jhudora has been spotted on her bluff chanting and dropping items into a cauldron of bubbling green liquid. No Neopet, however, has ever dared ask her about it, and most likely, none ever will. Neopets who ask too many questions about Jhudora tend to... disappear.

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by djleclair


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Like the Waves on the Sea
Shearing Day is coming, but are all Gnorbu's happy about this?

by foolsgoldbruh

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What Is A Good Book Really Worth?
Even a single article for the Neopian Times takes a lot of hard work and research. Just imagine all that and magnify it tenfold, a hundredfold, a thousandfold even (depending on how thick this book is). Place yourself in the author’s shoes, think about all the long hours you spent crouched over a desk, pen in hand, scribbling tirelessly at your manuscript. Their blood, sweat and tears were poured into those paper pages, and their hopes and dreams went into the words printed on it.

by kahlen369

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Back-to-School Shopping for the Underfunded Neopian
Ah yes. It's a new year, Y19, and with a new year comes a school session back from winter break. Your young, fiesty neopets are sure to be excited to see their school friends again, and you can't send them out to school empty-pawed!

by citybound

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Six
"It's starting to snow," I observed. "The Ice Caves are like, indoors, right?" Westron laughed at me, "Well, caves are predominantly 'indoor' locations, in fact, I'd go so far as to say it’s a defining feature of them."

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_


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Dreaming of Adventure: Part Four
“Hey, look who it is! Cairo!” Stevie interrupted Ramona and Sweet’s conversation and pointed with his stubby trunk. The adults turned to look and Stacie stirred on Sweet’s lap. The eventide Wocky had just entered the inn. The dinner crowd had just begun to enter. Sweet looked at Ramona and tilted her head towards Cairo. “Would you mind if I spoke to Cairo? There are some things I feel must be said to him. He is the cause of all of this mess that we are currently in.”

by 77thbigby



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