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	You've Been On Neopets Too Long When... I'm a squirrel Also by xweetok_lovin_girl. by sophieauditore
	Sunny Side Up: Healing Springs The water faerie's version of "rush hour" is very different indeed. by amarettoball
	The Insanity Clause If you can't get in the regular way, cut some corners... by xmasplush
	NeoPaper: Meeting the Beauty Contest Eyrie He's much too faboo for the rest of us... by mbredboy31
	Happy Peophin Day! Everybody loves Peophins, but the real question is... What are they? by scechoi
	Customisation Time! A freshly-painted Techo walks by... by loislanny
	EE&M: Wheel of Common Knowledge Who's writing these? Also written by Starrynezz by elementdragongirl
	Friendly Who is the most loved in Neopia? by royal_real
	Shouldn't You Know? Can a Ruki swim? Also by o_babypet4me_o by light_magical
	The Lab Ray Fear Was it something I said? by goldensif
	Crushing Surprise Nothing can possibly ruin this day Also by admonisher and usefrider by sanamm
	Imperial Exam Shenanigans Also by xxxfenice_neraxxx by oxbridge_united
	Lost Desert Luck A Lost Desert Mystery... Solved. by innosently
	Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 1 Good morning. by twillieblossom
	Papa's Got Jokes - Gravity Papa thinks he's hilarious. Also by kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11

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How to Hide Your Incredible Love for Sloth

Followers of Sloth always get a bad rap. From shaming in popular culture, to a constant shunning on the boards, life is not always easy if you *heart* sloth. Because of this, some followers of our glorious leader want to hide their love while in public. It’s not easy, by any means; the love Sloth followers have for their leader is without bounds. But, as a follower of Sloth, you are not alone. Here are a few tips on how to make your love for Sloth a little less obvious, and avoid the pains of a public shaming!

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The Missing Puzzle Piece
Vladdee the red Shoyru was having the most fantastic day ever! Today, completely out of the blue, his owner decided to give him a gift. This in and of itself is cause for celebration, but when he opened the wrapping paper to see what was inside, he became speechless.

by redlittlebluebird

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Daniel from Merrida
I’m from Merrida, Meridell. I was born on the North of Meridell, far away from the Darigan Citadel but yet not too far to say I’m a Brightvale citizen: so you can tell our location favoured our village (my family and all the villages) during the wars. I think it is something I should be thankful for.

Also by grimlane

by alienigenosidad

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Erin’s Extreme Avatar Guide: Destruct-O-Match III
Ever have one of those days where you feel like you just need to smash something? I’ve found that during a particularly difficult day, relief can be found in the form of Destruct-O-Match III. I mean, what’s more cathartic than making a bunch of boulders evaporate in a plume of smoke and dust?

by krazypinkgurl

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Origins of the Hidden Tower's Antiquities
When you gaze upon the vast array of antiquities, do you ever wonder how the Queen of Faerieland came to possess such rarities? I certainly felt the begging curiosity of how each item came to be.

Also by earthlingdreamz

by rebourne_

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Ten
The faerie’s clouds cling to the land like fog. They weave through the trees, and they caress the grass. They swirl like smoke around peoples’ eyes, and their presence hangs low like a canopy of death.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part Six
The back gate of the Game Graveyard was still open, its hinges still creaking in the wind. Saba slowed as she entered. Time was running short, yes, but she didn’t want to end up stumbling too close to one of the etched stones and discovering she had to go and battle cursed Kaus in Kau Korral, or spin a cryptic amount of beats in Neo DJ.

by anjie

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