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Circulation: 135,120,757

Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Normalcy Nevermore: Sophie's Goo Just another random comic with a pitiless punch line and a disrelated thumbnail. by sarahleeadvent
	Rotten Personality!! I'd like to see you try it :P by blue_lion_from_space
	Spooky Lookit all this cool stuff! by ghostkomorichu
	Usuki Mania--Toothbrush finders? "Now where did I put my purple toothbrush?" Um... er, you GAVE it to me? by jessagirl1
	Deja Vu How does she know? by eilatan175
	Neotales Behold the ultimate! by agent_t
	No Game Here: Jubble Bubble Trouble pop Art by kamikatze24 by hello5346
	Almost Insane Jhudora and Usuki Usuls have more in common than you think. by vehement
	Hali the Hissi And that's why you don't eat the Kads. by undefinded
	Soup Faerie's Bad Day I never bought that "invisible soup" thing at the soup kitchen!! ;-) by nekoyo
	Baby Album Wait! I hear voices... by pyrodragoness
	Funny Farm Payback pt 1 by saiyukiluva
	Disturbing Thoughts of Neopia Why call it a Uniocto? by _roddy
	Keep Healthy! That poor Chia. by colormaster360
	Trenner Sayz At least Dr. Sloth's easier to defeat THIS time... by battybuddy
	Slorg and a Half No, CAKE!! by warrior20012
	Don't Blame ME Bored... by choclated
	Neopia Central: Peaceful or Not? It WAS a nice day in Neopia... by mcgirlcat
	Random Something What about King Hagan? by silvermare200
	Evil Feepit #12 Halloween is over... by fmoura_98
	Totally Random: A Day of Shopping What happens when veggie chias go shopping? by _kristina_anne_
	"Tail" of Woe - It's punny! What an unfortunate little usul, eh? by sailormoonpp
	Floofeh Note to self: Do not eat cheesy asparagus before bed time. by jupeboxgal
	Darkest Corner This is what happens when your owner is a weird-stuff collector. Idea by mzkimmi by dark_elfa
	The Wishing Well There's a new guardian... by evangelinejones
	Neopian Dayz Get lost! by graciegreen
	Ioshva's BC blues Trophies don't go on your head! by jlnmellon_112
	Let Me Finish My Sentence Didn't you hear? by texastiki
	That's just Wrong-Mortog madness Edna's part time job! by happychick111
	Demented Random Events It's been almost a year! Art by fetedieu by alexsmum
	Useless Random Events Who says they're useless? by ooorianeoo
	The Importance of Education Learn your maths... by hardlyevolved
	Ging Gang Goolie rumble rumble by fmc896

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Gummy Dice Attack Roos

These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...

Other Stories

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Sea Legs
Unconsciously, his feet took him forward, closer to the water. Sand changed to wood as he walked onto the pier. Forgetting everything he had run from, the Aisha quietly padded onto a magnificent ship...

by avibero

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One Hundred Years of Laughter
Exita really liked balloons...

by robotkitty13

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An Interview With the Book Shop Nimmo!
Let's just say that I am frasmotic, anispeptic... even gruntumptuous to have been a part of such pericombobulation.

by fury

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Trouble With the National Neopian?
Do you like giving villains a hard time? Do you want to be a National Neopian Bank champ? Do you want to win a few hundred NP easily? Yeah, of course you do, especially that last one...

by tigerstripe172

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Into the Sea: Part Two
So she just stared at Sasha, with her arms crossed, waiting for her to get out of the pool. Katrina knew eventually she would. Besides, she didn't like forcing Sasha to do things. And Doctor Velt told her not to make Sasha do anything she didn't want to. So Katrina waited...

by sytra

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Five
"Please, sir," the Shoyru stammered. "I-I know where the Resistance's headquarters is. I know who their members are, and what their weapons are. I'll tell you everything..."

by azellica

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