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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room

These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366
The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet Plunge

You control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...

by bartdrunkeys
10 Tips for Successful Worm Hunting

Worm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time.

by redoakcove
The Neocola Conspiracy

Now with 100% more items of doom!

by dandelioncupcake
The Month of Sleeping

It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.

by rck2002
The Sloth Conspiracy

In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.

by rock_star_megs
A Guide to Mutant Pets

How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...

by alt1981black
Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview

Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg
 
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"A Cracked Bottle of Sand" by fluffylopbunny
I sat there, watching the others get picked up and chosen for their pretty colors. Sure, they were blue, green, red, purple, orange... even rainbow; they were beautiful. No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be. The sun was high over Neopia Central...




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Worth a Thousand Words
She had no name. Nobody outside a cage spoke to her except Dr. Death and Rose.

by kittengriffin

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The Ruby Chest
"I'm leaving today, Tunqar, with the crew. We're gonna explore Neopia. I've been looking forward to it for months, but now..."

by fluorescency

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The Wise Whoot: Guardian of the Elements - Part Seven
As Blaze's eyes drifted shut, he heard his sister whisper, "Please, Blaze... do what your heart believes in."

by bluehamster9981

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Brightvale History: The Two Kings - Part Twelve
Dublin walked slowly down the not-quite-finished hallway of the new palace. The yellow Zafara regarded the construction with curious eyes.

by nimras23

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Neonisms: Just Sumo Me
So, you think you're the toughest ever to set foot in the Battledome?

by moonlightfear

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I Speak Well, How 'Bout Chu?
Inspired by this vernacular surrounding me every moment, and a special article :D

by givemeapicklemann



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