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Top Secrets Revealed: Dr. Sloth's Answering Machine

A while ago, a great secret was revealed to the whole Neopia. Probably not a lot of Neopians noticed this, since they were busy trying out for the competition in which this secret was announced indirectly...

by shadowcristal
NeoQuest II Survival For Newbies

Yes, it was a good day to be an adventurer, and that 's just what I intended to do. But what happened, I hear you ask? Well, Kat - also known as precious_katuch14 - happened, as I shall show you...

Also by tambourine_chimp

by precious_katuch14

How To Roleplay: Style!

This is not a guide for those who know nothing of the basics of roleplaying, but for those who would like to improve...

by orginalcliche
Reviewing The Tax Beast And The Problems he Supplies

I'm positive a lot of users here have a bank account at the Neopian Bank, but for those of you who don't, be warned!

by tropicanadude107
Collecting Stamps

All kinds of Stamp types albums and sorters (No such thing, I made it up), are collected by enthusiasts, but Stamps suit all budgets and there are collectors’ guilds all over Neopia...

by iwantyours
Neopia's Twenty Toughest Trophies

Neopians from all over compete to get on the top of the high score tables and earn trophies to display. Many of us even collect them, trying to fill our page with every trophy in Neopia...

by wporygon
Let Me Tell You a Story...

My favorite contest, without question, is the Storytelling Contest. Perhaps it’s because I enjoy writing. Maybe it’s because I like the 2000 neopoints and the rare item...

by nightcrawlers_secret
The Mystic Mushrooms of Neopia

If you are interested in the Mushrooms of Neopia, the most bizzare veggie of them all, why not check this out?

by jockeygirl64
 
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"Wingless Wonder" by spiritwolf_forever
He was misunderstood period. From his day of birth, he remained a mystery, all on his own. Nobody wanted to take care of the mishap...




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Chicken Dance
He thought in dismay of his sister Nena, back in Neopia Central, who had become convinced, somehow, that she was a chicken. What had begun as an innocent cluck here and there soon expanded into a constant storm of arm-flapping and pecking at the ground...

Also by Laurelinden

by really_awesome_d00d


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Anthoneisha
Anthoneisha looked up from her glass of chocolate milk, which she had been staring at intensely for no particular reason other than complete boredom. "You can't adopt a Chomby, you already have four pets," she said logically.

by joey200010

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Harmless Wishes: Part Two
"Oh," the Gelert said. "Still, this wishdust is precious! Why's the price so low?"

by ladyariel32

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For The Life of a Pirate: Part One
Wouldn’t it be fun to sleep in a hammock instead of a boring, unmoving bed, with the salt spray in his face and the wind blowing across the deck?

by nut862

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Snowager Trade-Off
Well? I had to give him SOMETHING so he wouldn't blast me...

by darkwolf__untamed

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A Very Stuffed Abode
What is that?

Art by xtrat

by 0523ck




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